Here’s a short story I wrote. Enjoy!
They were sitting inside, staring out the window.
“Let’s go outside”, she said.
“Yeah, sounds fun”, he replied.
Outside they were attacked by a bunch of zombie sharks, which were raining from the sky and shooting lasers from their eyes. They both died instantly. And thus, the zombie sharks with laser eyes reign supreme once more.
The end.
Here are some poems I wrote. (All in German)
Rosen sind rot,
Veilchen sind blau,
wenn du auf dem Radweg parkst, tret ich dir die Spiegel ab,
du dumme Sau.
Ich bin hier.
Du bist hier.
Schnabeltier.
Klein;
dumm;
und kugelrund.
Das ist unser Hund.
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